The C*Base NITTY GRITTY:
This "Graffiti Wall" feature was not a part of the original BBS code.
It is a feature that I added, myself, after having seen something
like this on some other BBS. The actual code was not that difficult
to write and incorporate into the BBS itself. (C*Base was written in
Commodore BASIC, then compiled with the "BLITZ!" utility.)
The original Wall featured a cute graphic at the top that resembled
a cinderblock wall. Because Commie graphics are almost impossible
to simulate with ASCII, I have deleted that jumble of characters. :(
The Graffiti Wall allowed users to post single-line comments,
anonymously, each day. The Wall was visible to all with just
a simple command (W) from the main menu. :)
(The comments on the wall were anonymous to everyone but the
Sysop and his assistants, as they appeared in the SYSTEM LOG.)
I know... because I was that Sysop. ;)
The "Graffiti Wall"
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—— No offensive remarks... ——
ONE LINE PER CALL - PER DAY!!!!
THROW DOWN YOUR WEAPONS! DEAD OR ALIVE‚ YOU'RE COMING WITH ME! (Robocop)
WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD!!!!!
We're off to see the GIZZARD (of the space turkey)
Worf pulls out Batleth' to open turkey and expose gizzard .. GOBBLE GOBBLE!
GOBBLE!( Turkey jumps into Jefferies tube to evade de-gizzardment
And welcome back to another exciting episode of..."As The Feathers Fly"
turkey stumbles over Picard playing flute(in tube) and soils his uniform...
Piccard‚ in the tumble‚ accidently swollows flute‚and sez" TWEET! TWEET! gnhh"
(Robo Cop:) Stop that noise! Impersonating mice is against the LAW!
GOBBLE!(Turkey pecks and eats off one of RoboCops buttons poink!
GOBBLE! ( burp!) Turkey get indigestionHas to take Pepto Dismal to calm tummy
its 10 pm do you know where your children are? ... good evening everyone
Troi hustles all the children into Enterprise's School‚while Turkey burps
TUMS FOR THE TURKEY'S TUMMY!!!!!!!
better get MAALOX‚ its one of those moments...
Guinan open bottle of Maalox‚ GRAPBS turkey by throat‚ pours it in! GLUH!KK!
And it only takes 8 hours to work oh‚boy!!!!
Follow the turke blob trail Follow the turkey blob trail....
Hey Willie guess where your wall has wound up?//////
In the Neutral Zone!!!
Try Dragon's World library!!!!!!!
WILL HE OR WON'T HE?????
(the above was dream turkey had while swollowing Guinens medicine!)
turkey escapes jeffries tube and heads for sector 001...
EXPLOSION at DW causes Core Dump... Program turkey.1 has been deleted from files
ACCIDENT AT DRAGON'S WORLD!!!!
WALL WIPED CLEAN!!!!IS THIS THEN END OF SPACE TURKEY?????
CHECK THE WORM HOLE !!!!!
YES‚ it is the demise of the turkey...he is blown to electronic bits!!!
I DON'T THINK SO!!!! LOOK AROUND YOU VERY CAREFULLY!!!!
(Demised Turkey:) GOBBLE!! GOBBLE! ( Refruting the previous statements)
Parts is parts‚ I always say...
Watch that some of them don't walk away!!!
GOBBLE! GOBBLE! (worried over his parts trying to walk away)
All 2000 body parts
Turkey 2000 ducks flute thrown by Piccard
Bovinians‚ from the Planet Mu‚ ATTACK‚ using Lactate Drive Spce Ships!!!
OINK!! OINK!! Piglonians‚ hurtle in from outer space‚ ships squealing to hover
IM STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT A HENWAY IS...CAN ENYBODY HELP ME...
question: "whats a HENWAY???" answer: " about four pounds " nyic nyic
2000 ducks‚ throw flutes at Piccard
TWEET! TWEET! TWEET! TWEET! Noise made by flutes thrown at Piccard..
(piccard) GRR! GRR! ( angry at 200 ducks‚ 1 turkey‚ and the stalled '1701
(Geordie) Captin! I found what stalled Enterprise! 2000 feathers and MILK!
Oh‚ no...I'm all wet with Moo juice...
Geordie frantically trys to stem the flow of milk‚ leaking from engine
With all the churning it is turning to butter!!!!!
Captains orders: Set course to Vulcan scrap dealer... Warp 2. THE END
holodeck is kool
Just like Star Trek.......... All good things..................................
SECOND STAR TO THE RIGHT AND STRAIGHT ON TIL MORNING
Aie‚ and if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a waggon!
DON'T FORGET TO OIL THE AXLES !!!
THE END of "Graffiti Wall"
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